09 June 2010:
Matthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:20 PM)
Hey, can I ask you a favor?
Hey, can I ask you a favor?Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:20 PM)Sure.
Sure.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:20 PM)What's up?
What's up?Matthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:22 PM)Can you please stop violating my inbox with your gigantic e-mails?
Can you please stop violating my inbox with your gigantic e-mails?Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:23 PM)Ha!
Ha!Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:23 PM)Whats wrong are my files too big? you can't take it?
Whats wrong are my files too big? you can't take it?Matthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:28 PM)Yes, actually your files are quite large and no apparently I cannot take it.
Yes, actually your files are quite large and no apparently I cannot take it.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:29 PM)Aw, Im sorry
Aw, Im sorryMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:32 PM)If you go easy on the file size and only use smaller files on me I think I'll be okay.
If you go easy on the file size and only use smaller files on me I think I'll be okay.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:32 PM)alright, ill keep that in mind the next time I have a big package to give to you ;-P
alright, ill keep that in mind the next time I have a big package to give to you ;-PMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:35 PM)I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up with the... uh. What's an antonym for euphemism?
I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up with the... uh. What's an antonym for euphemism?Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:35 PM)Huh?
Huh?Matthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:37 PM)Dysphemsim, that's it. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up with the dysphemisms.
Dysphemsim, that's it. I'm not sure how much longer I can keep up with the dysphemisms.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:38 PM)what do you mean? we ARE speaking in euphemisms
what do you mean? we ARE speaking in euphemismsMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:38 PM)Not really.
Not really.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:38 PM)*speaking euphemistically
*speaking euphemisticallyMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:40 PM)A euphemism is conveying an inappropriate message disguised in polite language. So if we were actually talking about you butt raping me and disguising it within the context of e-mailing then we'd be speaking
A euphemism is conveying an inappropriate message disguised in polite language. So if we were actually talking about you butt raping me and disguising it within the context of e-mailing then we'd be speaking euphemistically.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:41 PM)Im growing steadily uncomfortable with this conversation
Im growing steadily uncomfortable with this conversationMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:41 PM)Dude, relax. I'm just trying to explain some vocab here.
Dude, relax. I'm just trying to explain some vocab here.Matthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:41 PM)But see, since we WEREN'T talking about gay sodomy and were in fact talking about e-mailing but in a completely obscene context it would be the opposite of euphemism.
But see, since we WEREN'T talking about gay sodomy and were in fact talking about e-mailing but in a completely obscene context it would be the opposite of euphemism.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:42 PM)oh I see where you're going with this
oh I see where you're going with thisMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:43 PM)So if we HAD been speaking euphemistically we would in fact be discussing myself being ass drilled by you and disguising it as a conversation about e-mail.
So if we HAD been speaking euphemistically we would in fact be discussing myself being ass drilled by you and disguising it as a conversation about e-mail.Matthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:43 PM)But we were in fact speaking dysphemistically so there's no need for either of us to feel uncomfortable.
But we were in fact speaking dysphemistically so there's no need for either of us to feel uncomfortable.Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:43 PM)yeah i get it now
yeah i get it nowMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:44 PM)Wouldn't I have made an awesome English teacher?
Wouldn't I have made an awesome English teacher?Timothy K Ryan/EB/GDYN (12:44 PM)no
noMatthew J Scully/EB/GDYN (12:45 PMFuck you (dysphemistically).
Fuck you (dysphemistically).
